The best snack around, the bowl of cereal. In order to successful prepare and enjoy a delicious bowl of cereal one must follow the following steps very carefully:
1. Get in car and drive to grocery store
2. Get basket as cart won't be necessary for this endeavor.
3. Go directly to cereal aisle, but as you are walking think of what kind of cereal you are going to want as to not be overwhelmed by the endless choices.
4. Choose your delicious cereal.
5. Quickly walk to the dairy section (usually back right corner), and select your milk. (skim for the adults, 2% for the teenage boys, almond, coconut, or soy for the super healthy, and the choices go on and on)
6. Proceed to checkout counter and pay.
7. Let the cashier keep the change.
8. Drive home slightly above the speed limit while also thinking in your head the exact flavors your mouth is about to discover.
9. Park car.
10. Get bowl and spoon.
11. Pour not too much, and not too little cereal in the bowl.
12. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP!!!!!!!! make sure the milk is right at the level BEFORE the cereal begins to float, as no one wants soggy cereal, but also everyone wants the perfect proportion of milk to cereal in every bite.
13. Let sit for 17 seconds.
14. Take to comfy place.
15. Enjoy.
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