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So my name is Dominik Booth. I was born in some tiny town you've never heard of while my parents were on vacation, grew up in another obnoxious tiny town, then moved to Las Vegas where I was raised around strippers and smokers (which is always a wonderful way to raise children.) After some fantabulous remarrying (through which I acquired a step mother) my father realized that children on the Strip was sort of a stupid idea and moved to less exotic Lexington.

Nowadays I spend all of my time perusing the winding corridors of the Internet and generally being obnoxious. Most of my time is spent either on Tumblr or clicking through a delightfully painful to read webcomic concerning children left in their homes playing video games, featuring wonderful time shenanigans and other stuff. No, you can't have a link, you'd all judge me. When I'm not doing that, I'm making horrible looking gifs (they are intentionally gross... just so you know) like the ones I'm posting down below.

My other geeky obsession is 19th and early 20th century Russian literature. I've got an entire bookshelf filled with Tolstoy, Turgenev, Dostoevsky, Gogol, Chekov, Pushkin, Nabokov and yeah that's enough. My love of the classics isn't just limited to Russia, but I haven't really read anything contemporary (post WWII) in a while.

Academically, this year's goals are to get straight A's and be a successful leader for History Club and Lit Mag.

My superpower? I'd want to be a parkour master. Like Assassin's Creed or Mirror's Edge. Oh, and I'd like to point out to Jacob Snelling that his super power is totally cheating.