Abortion Satire

It seems for young teens that get pregnant these days there are a limited amount of options. They can decide to keep their child which has proven to be detrimental to the future of the parent as they attempt to go through school and still be a part of their child's life as much as possible. Or, they can have an abortion. This has been proven to be detrimental to the reputations of the parents, but at least they escape an even worse future with a kid. Right? That is the million dollar question that most of these teens cannot seem to answer. However, the solution is simple. Just have the kid, then give it a few years to prove itself. And if you find you kinda like the little bastard, keep him. But, if you see a lot of failure in your future because some kid is holding you back, just drop him off at the local abortion clinic and dispose of it like you should have years ago. Whats the difference? You still might have to bear the bad reputation that comes from abortion, but at least you can sleep easy knowing you made the right decision for your future, and isn't that the kid of confidence everyone strives for?