What's with those Kentucky people? They're so crazy. I mean like, they all ride horses to get to school and basically have no teeth. They are SUCH hillbillies, and they don't even wear shoes; they walk around barefooted everywhere they go... Yuck. None of their IQ's go above 7, so they're like pretty much stupid. I mean my IQ is like, 8 or 9, so I'm way smarter than that whole state! And on top of all of that, they marry their own family, like their own brothers and sisters and cousins. I heard that everybody's parents are cousins. That's like, so disgusting. They should go out and become more civilized like the rest of the country. Knowing all of this about Kentucky makes me uber glad I'm from California. We have like, a lot more class.
I've never actually been to Kentucky (ew), I just learned this information from like, Urban Dictionary, one of the most trusted websites, like ever.
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