Sunday, November 4, 2012

Zombies have attacked

As most people know zombies attack in huge groups and are truly tough to exterminate. So, I believe the best way to survive is to avoid any situation where I am pinned against a group of these flesh eating monsters. The way to do this is treat everyday as if it is Halloween. What I mean is to dress up like a zombie with face paint, torn clothes, and anything else I might need. If I am successful in this venture then I should be safe because, as far as I can tell, zombies typically do not attack other zombies, they mainly keep a strict diet of the humans who remain. Step 2 is to find a group of friends to dress up with me and live the rest of my happy life under the disguise. Simple as that.

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