Why hello there says the Killer Clown

What scares me the most?
Clowns and dolls.

I've always had a problem with those gross little beady eyes or the giggling and constant feigned happiness, the whole fake, masked attribute to both of them. With dolls, I hate how they are always staring. I don't like when people stare, but a doll never stops staring. It seems like it sees everything, remembers everything, and I know it's hollow and incapable of actually doing anything but I still feel it watching me. I still feel like its creeping up to murder me. With clowns, I feel like the only people who become clowns are the ones with something to hide. There's no other reason you paint a mask onto yourself and spend your time giggling at little kids. It just isn't done. Also John Wayne Gacy didn't help. Another thing that didn't help is when a certain pair of jokers thought it would be funny to trap me in a room of dolls. Lusi and Callie. Not cool... not cool.