Satire

Sports are the most common form of injury in America. What is it that sports can accomplish? They cause heartbreak for those that don't make a team that can then lead to depression, they cause life long injuries, and above all they in no way benefit that of society. Every year millions of dollars are wasted on sporting events, and if we were to eliminate sports the national deficit would surely be cut in half due to the lack of distractions in our nations capital. I believe sports should be outlawed, and instead academics should be encouraged to take their place. What is the good of sports? The answer is none.