Zombies Have Attacked….

If zombies attack, I am not entirely sure what I would do, but I am pretty sure I would pull a “Home Alone” and booby-trap my way to survival. Now, I will be honest and say that I do not know much about zombies, but I am going to be working off the idea that they are something like other mythical creatures. First things first, the doors- I would hang garlic wreaths on each one (does that only work for vampires?). Next thing, Kryptonite will be sprinkled on the floor (does that only work for Superman?). And to make sure they are gone for good, I will have a bucket of water with me ready to melt them (does that only work for wicked witches?). This is my zombie survival plan, unless you answered “yes” to any of my previous questions in which case, gosh darn it, I guess the zombies would get me.