Barbie Life

I think every little girl should own a Barbie. Not only are they super fun, but Barbies are a good way to give your daughters a respectable role model to look up to and work to be just like. Who wouldn't want to be like a german prostitute? It is exactly what we should strive for. I know you haven't gotten there yet but I encourage putting your efforts into your kids. They need all the help they can get. Manicures and pedicures are a must. So is tanning, a make-up regimen and a rigorous diet and exercise so they get that figure. As they begin to mature, and you see that you failed to give them the curvy gene, plastic surgery is the best option. Our children are becoming too individual. We need to encourage girls, especially younger ones to wear those Hollister and Abercrombie clothes. Now I understand that they might be a little "slutty" but how else are our poor daughters going to find their Ken? This is what our daughters need to strive for, a gorgeous husband, manicured, well behaved children of their own and a McMansion in suburbia. Those hippie types are always encouraging individuality but we all know that there is only one person we need too look up to and make sure our children morph into. The Barbie.