Sunday, November 4, 2012

BOO

Zombies are very brutal creatures. That is why it is very important to run and lift everyday in preparation of being attacked. You must be up to the physical challenge. As anyone who knows him also realizes, Ryan Molten is a Zombie expert. He has a whole plan already worked out. I would turn to him for advice and ask to live with him. He is very ready for the event. Dressing like a Zombie would probably also help. If you cant beat them join them! Everyone knows you can't beat a Zombie so join them and I doubt you would be attacked. Wearing large amounts of makeup and ripped clothes everyday would be a small price to pay to avoid getting your brains sucked out. Honestly, Zombies can't be that intelligent so fooling them shouldn't be that hard. Good luck during the attack everyone, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

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