Its the new "new"

Although the iPhone 5 was just released a couple months ago, I would like to announce the release of the NEW iPhone 6! Major improvements have been made such as 15 minute longer battery life, as well as a third camera added to the inside of the phone so you can observe the mechanics of the phone. Countless other large improvements such as these are also included. A new charging input has been installed as well, this way all of your previous phone accessories are completely useless and you are required to a new model of everything. But don't worry, we will include a 5% discount on all accessories with the purchase of your new phone. I can garauntee that the purchase of this phone will be the most life changing decision you have ever made! Of course, that is until the release of the newer iPhone 7 which will be released a week from tomorrow.