iPhone

Every morning after a nice full night's rest and charge, I am forcefully woken up by my owner, who yanks out my charging device, which actually hurts a lot. From then on, I go through a day of pure torture.

I am always tired from my rude awakenings every morning, so whenever I just try to close my eyes for a nap, it seems that my owner just has to wake me back up again. She does this every second it seems. When this happens, she always forces me to show her information about anything and everything, whether it is the weather or something called "Instagram" (it has lots of pictures, but I have yet to figure its purpose). She also forces me to take constant pictures of her face in these weird poses, I believe she calls them "selfies" (this is how I figured out she's a girl; don't only girls take 5 million pictures of their faces looking like ducks?)

Sometimes my owner even talks to me, calling me "Siri" (whoever that is) and demanding help with some sort of strange task, like giving her directions to a nearby restaurant; crazy, right?? And she is constantly tapping on my screen which gets annoying after awhile, and sometimes she even holds me up to her head, talking through me to some other owner (I'm not even sure how I am capable of this). When I'm not being used, I'm just thrown in random places, like in a dark contraption on her jeans with a hole on the top for breathing. It's a rough life living for my owner. By the end of each day, basically all of my energy is gone and I work slower, which sometimes makes my owner mad.

However, despite all of this, I still follow of my owner's commands. She seems to love me since she uses me so much, and I guess I love her back... most of the time. I never complain or disobey what she tells to me to do, except sometimes when I get revenge when she asks for way too much and gets greedy. When this happens, I "accidentally" crash these things called apps, or I just refuse to load them.... Oops.