Sunday, December 9, 2012

Sunglasses Are A Girl's Best Friend


A 16-year-old girl choose me one day in Boston. It was so hot my lenses steamed up and got smudged with sunscreen. I am of the tortoise shell variety but so are most of my friends, except for a couple which are neon. We left the cart where I waited next to a Jamaican man for three weeks to be bought and skipped along to the swan boats where the girl’s sister dropped one of my friends from the stand in the lake to swim with the fishes and couldn’t get her out. That summer I saw hours of trees fly by in car rides and when the sun started setting earlier the girl threw me into a drawer until the trees bloomed again. That summer I was pulled out for four airport security checks and my friend, Cherry Lip Gloss, had to be thrown away at the second one.  There was one plane ride where I was bent because four books crushed me for about six hours. When the girl saw that she tried to bend me back but it just hurt and didn’t help so now I sit lopsided on her face. She didn’t use me a lot and I spent a lot of time at the bottom of her friend’s bag next to some lonely pieces of forgotten lead. She pulled me out especially for the time she went to the beach and I was so happy to see the sun and the blue water but she instead forced me to look at her book. Crime and Punishment was awful and I got really bored of it, and I guess the girl got really bored of me because she replaced me with a straw hat and left me on the towel where some sand scratched my lenses. I wasn’t happy. Thankfully I fit in her bag and the hat didn’t so I got to go with her and the hat was left on the balcony. Right after that, had to go through more airport security and this time she hid behind me so the Italians wouldn’t see her cry. Nobody knew and I felt proud. Later that day I got tossed on the pavement when she hugged her mom. A moped barely missed me and some lady’s heel almost stepped on me but her mom grabbed me and wore me for the rest of the day. She put me on top of her crazy hair every time she talked to somebody in Italian so I saw the sun a lot and got nice and toasty. That day I sat on the table of a cafĂ© and the girl’s sister dropped gelato on me and her sister, in my defense, yelled at her. The Italians were not impressed, I think because I am so much smaller than their sunglasses and I block out less sun. I try to block out as much as possible but I have a lot of scratches and sunscreen smudges and I sit funny on the girl’s face. But she still wears me because I match her hair and remind her of the day when she got to ride the Swan Boats in Boston.

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