Questions.. Questions.

1. If a man says something in a forest... and no woman is around to hear it... is he still wrong? Joking of course.
2. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where are the peppers that Peter Piper picked?
3. Are we naturally inclined to answer the third question?

I think I'll talk about the second one. Peter Piper sounds like a pretty shady character to pick pickled peppers so I doubt he would put them in the natural place for a pickled pepper which would be in a jar. So, if they aren't in a jar yet they aren't getting stale since we keep asking the question, I'd say they are either in the freezer or in a cave. Obviously in a freezer they would be found (even that year old frozen spinach your parents bought on a health kick has to be found sometime) thus I say they are in a cave since caves are dark and have lots of good hiding places. So which cave is the next natural question. Well I'd say it's small and secluded (nobody will find it) and so it must be somewhere near a sinkhole. Thus the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked are in a small cave somewhere near a sinkhole.